What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What do you mean son?

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Japanese culture: Is it true adult adoption is common in Japan?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Do you know what she said mum?

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

True - how I loved my mum!

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

What! how could you do that?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”